Description
The black dick bong that turns every session into a comedy night – if you have the balls to wield it. Agung’s cock and ball masterpiece stands an intimidating 28cm tall in handmade ceramic, and beneath the laughs it is a genuinely well-built water pipe: proper chamber, shot hole for clean clearing, and a bonza stem and cone piece included in the box.
Ceramic is a seriously underrated bong material. It insulates better than glass, keeps the water cooler for longer, and shrugs off the knocks that end most glass pieces. Because each one is handmade, expect slight variation in size and shade between pieces – no two are exactly alike, which is half the charm of a piece like this.
A black dick bong is also the single easiest gift decision you will ever make for the right mate. Birthday, secret santa, bucks night or just because – it lands every time, and it keeps working long after the joke does. Pair it with a jet lighter and a grinder and you have a ready-made gift set. At $39.95 RRP it costs less than most punchlines this good.
Grab the Agung black dick bong today – it sells out for a reason. Every order ships in discreet packaging (yes, especially this one), with free delivery on orders over $100 Australia-wide.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the black dick bong actually functional or just a novelty?
Fully functional. It has a real chamber, a shot hole, and comes with a bonza stem and cone piece – it smokes like any quality ceramic bong.
What is included?
The 28cm ceramic bong, a bonza stem and a cone piece. Stem colour may vary.
Will mine look exactly like the photos?
Close, but not identical – each piece is handmade, so size and colour can vary slightly. Every one is unique.
Is the packaging discreet?
Completely. Every Cloudy Choices order ships in plain packaging with no hint of what is inside, and delivery is free on orders over $100.
